Republicans Outsource Sex Education
Republicans decided to outsource the lesson plan to India!
Let these condom-neers from Nrityanjali Academy show you how it’s done!
By the way, did we mention that Nrityanjali Academy has recently given none other than Laura Bush a show on HIV/AIDS?
But I suppose if anyone needs sex education, it’s the people who support abstinence-only policies. Given the sort of policies Republicans are likely to support, remedial education all across the board is probably not such a bad idea. Maybe the Kansas School Board should attend some physics and biology lectures at IIT, while we’re at it.
And don’t even get me started on history, international relations, foreign languages, the English language (for Bush in particular)…we need to outsource a whole curry-curry-curriculum, because with funding for US schools being what it is, God knows they won’t be getting anything useful from domestic education.